You are the Fifth

A man saw a fisherman standing in the lake with a mirror. “Excuse me,” he said. “What are you doing?”

“Fishing,” the fisherman replied.

“With a mirror?” the man asked, surprise.

“Sure-it's a new invention. I am going to make a fortune.”

“Could you tell how it works?”

“Okay, but is will cost you $10.”

To satisfy his curiousity, the man handed the fisherman the money. “Now show me how it works,” he said.

“Well,” the fisherman began, “you aim the mirror into the water, and when a fish goes by, you startle him with rays of light reflected from the mirror. The fish gets confused and then you grab it.”

The man was greatly surprised. “Don't tell me that how you fish. It's ridiculous! How many have you caught?”

“You are the fifth today!” replied the fisherman with a smile.

Just the Opposite

One warm summer morning before breakfast a rich gentleman was walking in the park near his house.

Suddenly he saw a man, who was sitting under a tree. The rich man never met this man before. The man was rather pale and poorly dressed.

When the rich gentleman approached him, the man rose and said, “Good morning, sir, a fine day, you come out rather early.”

“Yes, I did,” answered the rich man. “I came out to see if I can get an appetite for my breakfast. But what are you doing here at such an early hour?”

“You see, sir,” said the poor man, “I came out see if I can get a breakfast for my appetite.”

Joke

An american visiting remote area in south America become sick, "i have to see a doctor," he told a local. " how can know which doctor is a good one?"
"It's easy," was the reply." everytime a doctor loses patient," it's our law that be must fly a ballon above his office,"
So the American began his search. one doctor flew 20 ballons, another 30. finnally the American found an office that was flying only five, and he went in.
"You will have to wait," the doctor told him. " for someone who only strarted practice yesterday, i've been verry bussy."