You are the Fifth

A man saw a fisherman standing in the lake with a mirror. “Excuse me,” he said. “What are you doing?”

“Fishing,” the fisherman replied.

“With a mirror?” the man asked, surprise.

“Sure-it's a new invention. I am going to make a fortune.”

“Could you tell how it works?”

“Okay, but is will cost you $10.”

To satisfy his curiousity, the man handed the fisherman the money. “Now show me how it works,” he said.

“Well,” the fisherman began, “you aim the mirror into the water, and when a fish goes by, you startle him with rays of light reflected from the mirror. The fish gets confused and then you grab it.”

The man was greatly surprised. “Don't tell me that how you fish. It's ridiculous! How many have you caught?”

“You are the fifth today!” replied the fisherman with a smile.

Just the Opposite

One warm summer morning before breakfast a rich gentleman was walking in the park near his house.

Suddenly he saw a man, who was sitting under a tree. The rich man never met this man before. The man was rather pale and poorly dressed.

When the rich gentleman approached him, the man rose and said, “Good morning, sir, a fine day, you come out rather early.”

“Yes, I did,” answered the rich man. “I came out to see if I can get an appetite for my breakfast. But what are you doing here at such an early hour?”

“You see, sir,” said the poor man, “I came out see if I can get a breakfast for my appetite.”

Joke

An american visiting remote area in south America become sick, "i have to see a doctor," he told a local. " how can know which doctor is a good one?"
"It's easy," was the reply." everytime a doctor loses patient," it's our law that be must fly a ballon above his office,"
So the American began his search. one doctor flew 20 ballons, another 30. finnally the American found an office that was flying only five, and he went in.
"You will have to wait," the doctor told him. " for someone who only strarted practice yesterday, i've been verry bussy."

My hobby

My hobby are swimming and playing basketball and i lke to playing like ussualy with the other child. why i like this sport? swimming is the right hobby for me, because i like useful sport.  from swimming, i can't get many advatages that good for my health. beside that, i can't learn about swimming stroke that make me swim well. and i can't swimming safely with the right swim's equipment.

The things i don't like it

At first the most i do not like is people who lie and people who like to slander people it is behavior that is not commendable, because be people who do not just look at people from outside but please understand it because everyone is diferrent. and do not be a more negative thinking.

My day

My name is a Rudi hartono, i woke up at 7pm and then i go to shower after shower, i went to eat hen i go and keep the shop owned by my parents until at 15.30 and get ready go to college and after discharge from my college also directly go to bathroom and get ready for bed.